I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
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I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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