After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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