ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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