Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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