OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
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I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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