sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
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A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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