There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize