you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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