I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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