Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
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Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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