Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
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I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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