His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
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Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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