i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I love you. Go after that dick
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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