Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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