so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
we should paint friendship bongs
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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