there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
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Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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