i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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