What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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