Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
being pregnant is like rehab
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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