omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
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I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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