Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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