At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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