why didn't you poke me back
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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