Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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