He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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