Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
i think my cat just said my name.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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