the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
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This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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