I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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