Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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