Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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