How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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