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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
is wine microwaveable?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
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fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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