I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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