pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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