I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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