Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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