Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
this beer tastes like vomit already
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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