I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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