Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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True strength comes from lack of pants
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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