no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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