I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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