Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
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He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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