im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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