I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
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I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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