Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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