Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He has the fingertips of a God
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