I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
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