I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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