She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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