there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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