I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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